Funny how things turn out#2
Chap brings his boat to my lock
‘Don’t you know who I am?’ says he,
‘No’, says I, ‘Do you know who I am? says I.
‘You’re the lock keeper’
1/nil to the lock keeper
‘I’m on the telly’ says he.
‘Well you’ll have to ask my six year old, cos she’s the only one that can work the telly’ says I.
‘Can I talk to her? says He.
‘ She’s busy fixing my outboard engine’ says I.
‘Oh’, says he, a bit crestfallen.’I'll wait’.
‘Can you hold a tune’? says I.
‘Of course, I’m on the……’
‘….telly, I know. Sing this then’ and I hand him a mangled bit of paper.
‘Mmmmm. Can I sing it and make a video of it at your local pub’?
‘Spose’
‘If you wrote it, you must want to be in it!’
‘No’
‘What about your six year old daughter?’
‘She’s busy fixing my outboard’
‘Mmmm. Click on this link in about four weeks time’
‘Ok. You need to drop the bottom paddles’
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YThag4MuSAk
